if (isset(f5)) { load.pic(v0); draw.pic(v0); discard.pic(v0); load.view(133); load.view(132); load.view(4); load.view(1); load.view(135); load.view(134); add.to.pic(134,0,0,107,148,13,4); add.to.pic(134,0,1,102,134,12,4); add.to.pic(134,0,2,97,118,11,4); add.to.pic(134,0,3,62,95,11,4); add.to.pic(134,0,4,61,103,12,4); add.to.pic(134,1,0,16,108,4,4); add.to.pic(135,0,0,63,116,13,4); add.to.pic(135,0,1,71,116,13,4); add.to.pic(135,0,2,63,126,13,4); add.to.pic(135,0,3,69,126,13,4); add.to.pic(135,0,4,79,126,13,4); add.to.pic(135,0,5,79,136,13,4); add.to.pic(135,0,5,71,136,13,4); add.to.pic(135,0,5,64,136,13,4); discard.view(134); discard.view(135); animate.obj(o1); set.view(o1,132); set.loop(o1,0); set.cel(o1,0); position(o1,25,113); draw(o1); stop.update(o1); animate.obj(o2); ignore.blocks(o2); set.view(o2,133); set.cel(o2,0); position(o2,52,117); stop.cycling(o2); animate.obj(o3); ignore.blocks(o3); set.view(o3,133); set.cel(o3,1); position(o3,73,96); stop.cycling(o3); animate.obj(o4); ignore.blocks(o4); set.view(o4,133); set.cel(o4,2); position(o4,136,130); stop.cycling(o4); animate.obj(o5); ignore.blocks(o5); set.view(o5,133); set.cel(o5,3); position(o5,108,95); stop.cycling(o5); animate.obj(o6); ignore.blocks(o6); set.view(o6,133); set.cel(o6,4); position(o6,88,124); stop.cycling(o6); animate.obj(o7); ignore.objs(o7); set.view(o7,133); set.cel(o7,5); position(o7,87,109); stop.cycling(o7); position(o0,15,156); draw(o0); show.pic(); return(); } reset(f202); if (isset(f0)) { set(f202); set(f69); } reset(f205); if (posn(o0,50,112,81,116)) { set(f205); } reset(f203); if (posn(o0,55,150,85,157)) { set(f203); } if (!isset(f2)) { goto(Label1); } if ((said("examine") || said("examine","area") || said("examine","building"))) { print("You are in a 24-hour convenience store. There is a magazine rack near" "the front door, with a sign reading \"This no library -- no leeding.\"" "Except for the clerk standing behind the counter, the store appears to" "be deserted. A small sign graces the counter."); } if ((said("examine","counter") || said("examine","back","counter"))) { print("The wall behind the clerk is blank and the counter is completely bare," "except for a small sign. (You wonder where he keeps the slim jims.)"); } if (said("examine","brick")) { print("A small, discreetly hand-lettered sign says:\n\n\"Prophylactics For" "Sale\n Ask Clerk\""); } if (said("examine","bouncer")) { print("\"Nice turban, Leroy.\""); print("He smiles back, pretending to understand."); } if (said("examine","rack")) { if (isset(f203)) { print("There are many magazines on the rack, but your eyes immediately go to" "the ones with the naked girls on the cover."); } else { if (isset(f205)) { print("That extra large jug of wine looks like a bargain."); } else { if (isset(f202)) { print("A small, discreetly hand-lettered sign says:\n\n\"Prophylactics" "For Sale\n Ask Clerk\""); } else { print("The shelves are filled with all the necessities of life:" "\"Dwinkies,\" \"Wallo-Wars,\" \"Loritos,\" various colas, cheap" "wine, and coffee. You don't see anything you really need in this" "part of the store."); } } } } if ((said("catch","breath spray") || said("ask","bouncer","breath spray"))) { if (!isset(f202)) { print("That is located behind the counter. Ask the clerk."); } else { if (has("breath spray")) { print("You still have some."); } else { print("\"Here, Meester,\" he says. \"Thees smells like chur brand!\""); get("breath spray"); v200 += 3; } } } if ((said("catch","champagne") || said("catch","bottle","champagne"))) { if (!isset(f205)) { print("The wine is on the left end of the back wall."); } else { if (has("bottle of wine")) { print("Whew. One of those bottles is about all a guy needs, Larry."); } else { if (obj.in.room("bottle of wine",v0)) { v3 += 1; } get("bottle of wine"); v200 += 1; print("You grab a bottle of cheap wine, and wonder how they can make a" "profit selling this stuff for only a dollar a gallon!"); } } } if (said("catch","centerfold")) { if (!isset(f203)) { print("The magazines are on the rack nearest the door."); } else { if (!obj.in.room("\"jugs\" magazine",v0)) { print("Nah. That's enough reading material for one game."); } else { set(f67); get("\"jugs\" magazine"); v3 += 1; v200 += 2; } } } if ((said("buy","champagne") || said("buy","breath spray") || said("buy","centerfold"))) { if (v200 > 0) { reset(f4); } else { print("Shouldn't you TAKE your purchases before paying for them?"); } } if ((said("buy","bouncer") || said("add","bouncer","bucks") || said("add","bucks","bouncer") || said("buy") || said("buy","champagne") || said("buy","breath spray") || said("buy","centerfold"))) { if (!isset(f202)) { print("Move to the counter when you are ready to pay for your selections."); } else { if (v200 <= 0) { print("\"Ooooooh, Meester! Thank you for free money. What wonderful" "country thees is!!\""); v90--; } else { if (v90 < v200) { print("Unfortunately, you only have $%v90.00. (Perhaps you can sneak out" "without paying.)"); } else { print("\"Oakie, doakie Meester! That'll be $%v200.00.\""); print("\"Have a nice day.\""); v90 -= v200; v200 = 0; } } } } if ((said("buy","condom") || said("ask","bouncer","condom","rol") || said("ask","bouncer","about","condom","rol") || said("catch","condom","rol") || said("anyword","condom","rol") || said("condom","rol") || said("buy","one","condom"))) { if (!isset(f202)) { set(f54); } else { if (has("prophylactic")) { print("\"You haven't used your old one yet!\""); } else { v65 = 100; set(f75); } } } if ((said("increase","cooler","rol") || said("increase","door","rol"))) { print("There's nothing of interest inside."); } if ((said("catch","booze") || said("catch","shot") || said("catch","beer"))) { print("Not here. This place is too expensive!"); } if ((said("catch","card") || said("catch","rope") || said("catch","aphrodisiac") || said("catch","shot") || said("catch","apple") || said("catch","hammer") || said("buy","card") || said("buy","rope") || said("buy","aphrodisiac") || said("buy","shot") || said("buy","apple") || said("buy","hammer"))) { print("\"Sorry, no gottee!\""); } if ((said("catch","rol") || said("buy","rol"))) { print("Nah. You'd just be wasting your money."); } if (!has("\"jugs\" magazine") && said("examine","centerfold")) { if (!isset(f203)) { print("The magazines are on the rack nearest the door."); } else { print("Hmm. That one looks particularly interesting."); } } if (said("examine","centerfold","rack")) { if (!isset(f203)) { set(f54); } else { if (!has("\"jugs\" magazine")) { print("Hmm. That one looks particularly interesting."); } else { print("Nah. That's enough reading material for one game."); } } } if ((said("ask","bouncer","rol") || said("ask","about","rol"))) { start.update(o1); v202 = 5; } Label1: if (isset(f44)) { v202--; if (v202 == 1) { stop.update(o1); set.cel(o1,0); force.update(o1); random(58,64,v58); print.v(v58); print("Apparently the clerk is new to this country. He only knows a few" "English words."); } } if (isset(f3) && v200 > 0) { v65 = 0; set(f75); } if (isset(f202) && v65 == 109) { set(f75); } if (!isset(f4) && v65 > 100 && isset(f2)) { set(f75); } if (isset(f75)) { reset(f75); v65++; if (v65 == 1) { set(f36); prevent.input(); stop.motion(o0); set(f85); start.update(o1); set.loop(o1,1); set.cel(o1,0); reposition.to(o1,23,113); cycle.time(o1,v86); start.cycling(o1); end.of.loop(o1,f75); } if (v65 == 2) { set(f34); set.view(o0,1); set.cel(o0,0); reposition.to(o0,15,159); cycle.time(o0,v85); end.of.loop(o0,f75); } if (v65 == 3) { reset(f34); set.view(o0,4); set.cel(o0,0); reposition.to(o0,12,166); if (v38 > 2) { v38 -= 3; } if (v39 < 160) { v39 += 7; } reposition.to.v(o0,v38,v39); print("The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting. His shotgun makes" "a permanent impression on you. (And, IN you!)"); v67 = 4; } if (v65 == 4) { cycle.time(o0,v85); set(f34); end.of.loop(o0,f75); } if (v65 == 5) { v76 = 8; } if (v65 == 101) { print("After looking around to make certain you're alone, you quietly ask" "the clerk if he has any available behind the counter."); print("\"Sure, we got lubbers!\""); print("(Obviously you've hit his area of expertise!)"); print("\"What kind lubber you want? Smooth or libbed?\""); set.string(s1," "); set.string(s2," "); set.string(s3," "); set.string(s4," "); set.string(s5," "); v67 = 9; } if (v65 == 102) { if (said("smooth")) { set.string(s1,"smooth"); print("\"Colored or plain?\""); } if (said("libbed")) { set.string(s1,"libbed"); print("\"Colored or plain?\""); } if (!isset(f4)) { v65--; set(f4); if (!isset(f108)) { print("\"What kind lubber you want? Smooth or libbed?\""); } } v67 = 9; } if (v65 == 103) { if (said("colored")) { set.string(s2,"colored"); print("\"Lubricated or rough-cut?\""); } if (said("plain")) { set.string(s2,"plain"); print("\"Lubricated or rough-cut?\""); } if (!isset(f4)) { v65--; set(f4); if (!isset(f108)) { print("\"Colored or plain?\""); } } v67 = 9; } if (v65 == 104) { if (said("lubricated")) { set.string(s3,"lubricated"); print("\"Striped or plaid?\""); } if (said("rough")) { set.string(s3,"rough-cut"); print("\"Striped or plaid?\""); } if (!isset(f4)) { v65--; set(f4); if (!isset(f108)) { print("\"Lubricated or rough-cut?\""); } } v67 = 9; } if (v65 == 105) { if (said("striped")) { set.string(s4,"striped"); print("\"Peppermint or spearmint flavor?\""); } if (said("plaid")) { set.string(s4,"plaid"); print("\"Peppermint or spearmint flavor?\""); } if (!isset(f4)) { v65--; set(f4); if (!isset(f108)) { print("\"Striped or plaid?\""); } } v67 = 9; } if (v65 == 106) { if (said("peppermint")) { set.string(s5,"peppermint"); print("\"Oakie, doakie Meester!\""); } if (said("spearmint")) { set.string(s5,"spearmint"); print("\"Oakie, doakie Meester!\""); } v67 = 3; if (!isset(f4)) { set(f4); v65--; set(f4); if (!isset(f108)) { print("\"Peppermint or spearmint flavor?\""); } v67 = 9; } } if (v65 == 107) { set(f200); prevent.input(); print("\"Hey, everybody!! This weird-o just bought a %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3," "%s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""); stop.update(o0); draw(o2); draw(o3); draw(o4); draw(o5); draw(o6); draw(o7); v67 = 5; } if (v65 == 108) { print.at("\n\"WHAT A PERVERT!!!\"\n",5,10,25); erase(o2); erase(o3); erase(o4); erase(o5); erase(o6); erase(o7); start.update(o0); v67 = 5; } if (v65 == 109) { v200 += 5; if (!isset(f202)) { print("\"Hey, meester! Come over here, and get your lubber!!\""); } else { v65 = 110; } } if (v65 == 110) { if (obj.in.room("prophylactic",v0)) { v3 += 4; } print("He hands you the package, saying \"All together, that will be" "$%v200.00, prease.\""); get("prophylactic"); accept.input(); if (v90 < v200) { print("Unfortunately, you only have $%v90.00. (Perhaps you can sneak out" "without paying.)"); } else { print("You give him the money, with a pleasant \"Thanks a lot, big mouth!\""); v90 -= v200; v200 = 0; } } } if (v2 == 3) { if (isset(f200)) { print("\"Hey, Meester!!\" yells the clerk. \"I hope you enjoy your" "%s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""); } v76 = 22; } return(); // Messages #message 1 "You are in a 24-hour convenience store. There is a magazine rack near the front door, with a sign reading \"This no library -- no leeding.\" Except for the clerk standing behind the counter, the store appears to be deserted. A small sign graces the counter." #message 2 "There are many magazines on the rack, but your eyes immediately go to the ones with the naked girls on the cover." #message 3 "Move to the counter when you are ready to pay for your selections." #message 4 "Shouldn't you TAKE your purchases before paying for them?" #message 5 "\n\"WHAT A PERVERT!!!\"\n" #message 6 "The shelves are filled with all the necessities of life: \"Dwinkies,\" \"Wallo-Wars,\" \"Loritos,\" various colas, cheap wine, and coffee. You don't see anything you really need in this part of the store." #message 7 "Nah. You'd just be wasting your money." #message 8 "\"You haven't used your old one yet!\"" #message 9 "Apparently the clerk is new to this country. He only knows a few English words." #message 10 "\"Sure, we got lubbers!\"" #message 11 "(Obviously you've hit his area of expertise!)" #message 12 "\"What kind lubber you want? Smooth or libbed?\"" #message 13 "\"Colored or plain?\"" #message 14 "\"Lubricated or rough-cut?\"" #message 15 "\"Striped or plaid?\"" #message 16 "\"Peppermint or spearmint flavor?\"" #message 17 "\"Hey, everybody!! This weird-o just bought a %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\"" #message 18 "After looking around to make certain you're alone, you quietly ask the clerk if he has any available behind the counter." #message 19 "The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting. His shotgun makes a permanent impression on you. (And, IN you!)" #message 20 "\"Oakie, doakie Meester!\"" #message 21 "smooth" #message 22 "libbed" #message 23 "colored" #message 24 "plain" #message 25 "lubricated" #message 26 "rough-cut" #message 27 "striped" #message 28 "plaid" #message 29 "peppermint" #message 30 "spearmint" #message 31 "He hands you the package, saying \"All together, that will be $%v200.00, prease.\"" #message 32 "Unfortunately, you only have $%v90.00. (Perhaps you can sneak out without paying.)" #message 33 "You give him the money, with a pleasant \"Thanks a lot, big mouth!\"" #message 34 " " #message 35 "\"Hey, Meester!!\" yells the clerk. \"I hope you enjoy your %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\"" #message 36 "The magazines are on the rack nearest the door." #message 37 "" #message 38 "Nah. That's enough reading material for one game." #message 39 "\"Ooooooh, Meester! Thank you for free money. What wonderful country thees is!!\"" #message 40 "\"Oakie, doakie Meester! That'll be $%v200.00.\"" #message 41 "\"Have a nice day.\"" #message 42 "You grab a bottle of cheap wine, and wonder how they can make a profit selling this stuff for only a dollar a gallon!" #message 43 "Not here. This place is too expensive!" #message 44 "A small, discreetly hand-lettered sign says:\n\n\"Prophylactics For Sale\n Ask Clerk\"" #message 45 "\"Nice turban, Leroy.\"" #message 46 "\"Hey, meester! Come over here, and get your lubber!!\"" #message 47 "He smiles back, pretending to understand." #message 48 "The wine is on the left end of the back wall." #message 49 "That extra large jug of wine looks like a bargain." #message 50 "There's nothing of interest inside." #message 51 "That is located behind the counter. Ask the clerk." #message 52 "You still have some." #message 53 "\"Here, Meester,\" he says. \"Thees smells like chur brand!\"" #message 54 "Hmm. That one looks particularly interesting." #message 55 "Whew. One of those bottles is about all a guy needs, Larry." #message 56 "The wall behind the clerk is blank and the counter is completely bare, except for a small sign. (You wonder where he keeps the slim jims.)" #message 57 "\"Sorry, no gottee!\"" #message 58 "\"Fposwqa feinnzx. Ofewass gewyiu qfbva.\"" #message 59 "\"Poolskd asd woefpo lkjfq feps of foeps.\"" #message 60 "\"Owf wepa vpifk qpqwf? Qqwpp apifrp qp foiw!\"" #message 61 "\"Tqp nbq bqopni ba ajpqoi fqyq. HA HA HA!!\"" #message 62 "\"Pqwwo qfp qwfnbv qozdvie. Ppqow poqw fvzxc ioplhjk.\"" #message 63 "\"Qufe weax zxo zvp zvqiw vpozcvajpbnv wf, apoz. Wfipa?\"" #message 64 "\"Zxxz pofqsoo afpoistr zxcv.\""