if (isset(f5)) { set.horizon(1); load.pic(v0); draw.pic(v0); discard.pic(v0); load.view(89); set(f48); animate.obj(o3); set.view(o3,89); set.loop(o3,0); set.cel(o3,0); set.priority(o3,4); position(o3,56,93); stop.cycling(o3); animate.obj(o4); set.view(o4,89); set.loop(o4,1); set.cel(o4,0); set.priority(o4,5); position(o4,62,49); stop.cycling(o4); cycle.time(o4,v86); if (!isset(f66)) { set.cel(o3,2); v203 = 4; } else { set.cel(o3,0); draw(o4); random(6,19,v202); reset(f206); } draw(o3); v207 = 255; stop.update(o3); show.pic(); return(); } set(f202); set(f69); if (!isset(f2)) { goto(Label1); } if ((said("buy","bite") || said("buy","shot") || said("buy","champagne") || said("buy","booze") || said("buy","blond","bite"))) { print("Funny, this is a dry club."); } if ((said("ask","bouncer") || said("ask","bouncer"))) { print("They seem to be staring at something they all want."); } if ((said("examine","blond","rol") || said("establish eye contact","rol") || said("look in","blond","rol"))) { v204++; if (v204 == 1) { if (!isset(f95)) { set(f95); v3 += 1; } print("What a knock-out! She has bright blue eyes, and a dazzling smile." "Your eyes roam her body, and what you see, you like. She's" "sensational!!"); print("Larry, this MUST be love!"); } if (v204 == 2) { print("Those beautiful eyes tell you this doll requires more than your usual" "smooth talk."); } if (v204 > 2) { print("\"Please,\" she says coyly, \"stop staring there.\""); v207 = 1; } } if ((said("get up") || said("get up","from","bench") || said("catch","off","bench") || said("done","examine","blond") || said("examine","i'm") || said("examine","away") || said("examine","away","from","blond") || said("board","bench","rol") || said("board") || said("board","desk","rol") || said("get up","up","rol"))) { set(f124); set(f200); set(f67); } if ((said("examine") || said("examine","area") || said("examine","desk") || said("examine","disco"))) { print("The disco is filled with remarkably similar guys, all looking for girls."); } if ((said("examine","dance","curb") || said("examine","curb"))) { print("The dance floor is lit from below with brightly colored lights. It is" "presently unused."); } if ((said("examine","bouncer") || said("examine","bouncer"))) { if (isset(f70)) { print("Perhaps they're waiting for Fawn to return."); } else { print("Evidently every guy here has been turned down by the only girl in the" "place. Her beauty has them frozen in their tracks."); } } if (said("examine","disc jockey")) { print("There isn't one. This place is run by computer. (Besides, at this time" "of night DJ should be home with Chris.)"); } if (said("use","breath spray")) { reset(f4); v207 = 1; random(6,19,v202); reset(f206); } if ((said("ask","blond") || said("ask","anyword","blond"))) { v100++; if (v100 == 1) { if (!isset(f96)) { set(f96); v3 += 1; } print("\"Hi ya, Baby. What say you and me get it on?\""); print("\"Get lost, creep.\""); v207 = 2; } if (v100 == 2) { print("\"Hey, sweetheart. What's your sign?\" you ask her."); print("\"Octagonal,\" she replies. \"Like in 'STOP!'\""); v207 = 2; } if (v100 == 3) { print("\"My name is Larry,\" you offer. \"Larry Laffer.\""); print("\"Say, Larry,\" she chuckles, glancing downward, \"is that a pez" "dispenser in your pocket, or are you just lonely?\""); } if (v100 == 4) { print("\"What's your name, beautiful?\" you ask."); print("\"Fawn,\" she replies."); print("Somehow you knew that."); v207 = 1; } if (v100 > 4) { if (isset(f97)) { print("\"So, how about it, Larry?\" Fawn says in her petite voice. \"May I" "have a measly hundred bucks, or not?\""); } else { print("\"I'd really like to get to know you better,\" you say. \"What kind" "of girl are you, anyway?\""); print("She smiles and says, \"I'm just a girl who can't say no..."); print("(All right, Larry; this is what you've been waiting for!)"); print("\"...to nice presents,\" she concludes."); print("(Oops.)"); v207 = 1; } } } if (said("come","use","i'm")) { print("\"Perhaps we shall,\" she replies, \"if you play your cards right!\""); v207 = 1; } if ((said("ask","blond","love") || said("love","you") || said("catch","blond","fingers"))) { print("\"How nice,\" she says, \"I love me, too.\""); v207 = 1; } if ((said("examine","lips") || said("examine","blond","lips"))) { print("Her lips are moist and inviting, but remember that you also thought" "that about old Mrs. Bradley, your homeroom teacher!"); } if ((said("ask","name") || said("ask","blond","name") || said("ask","name","blond"))) { print("\"Fawn,\" she replies."); print("Somehow you knew that."); v207 = 1; } if ((said("i'm") || said("leisure suit","i'm"))) { print("\"So what?\""); } if ((said("examine","blond","hair") || said("examine","hair") || said("aim","hair") || said("caress","hair") || said("caress","hair") || said("caress","blond","hair"))) { print("Her hair is beautiful, not thinning like some people we know."); v207 = 1; } if ((said("lips") || said("lips","blond") || said("carry","fingers") || said("catch","blond","fingers") || said("aim","blond") || said("aim","blond") || said("ask","dance"))) { print("\"You seem like a sweet, old-fashioned kind of guy,\" she says with a" "beautiful smile."); v207 = 1; } if ((said("examine","eyes") || said("look in","eyes") || said("flirt","use","blond") || said("flirt","blond") || said("add","blond","embrace") || said("embrace","blond"))) { v207 = 1; } if ((said("dance") || said("dance","blond") || said("dance","i'm") || said("dance","use","i'm") || said("dance","use","blond") || said("you","dance","blond") || said("you","dance","i'm") || said("you","enjoy","dance","rol") || said("you","dance","use","i'm") || said("you","dance","use","blond") || said("enjoy","dance") || said("enjoy","dance","use","i'm") || said("you","enjoy","dance") || said("you","enjoy","dance","use","i'm") || said("you","enjoy","dance","use","blond") || said("ask","dance","blond") || said("ask","blond","dance") || said("ask","blond","dance","use","i'm") || said("ask","blond","dance","i'm") || said("begin","dance"))) { if (isset(f74)) { print("\"Not again. That trip through the ceiling gave me a headache!\""); } else { if (v83 > 0) { print("\"What! At a time like this?!\""); v83 = 17; } else { set(f122); set(f75); v65 = 0; } } } if ((said("add","blond","flower") || said("add","flower") || said("add","flower","blond"))) { if (!has("rose")) { set(f68); } else { v3 += 5; print("%m52roses.\""); set(f71); drop("rose"); v207 = 1; } } if ((said("add","blond","box of candy") || said("add","box of candy") || said("add","box of candy","blond"))) { if (!has("box of candy")) { set(f68); } else { v3 += 5; print("%m52candy.\""); set(f72); drop("box of candy"); v207 = 1; } } if ((said("add","blond","diamond ring") || said("add","diamond ring") || said("add","diamond ring","blond"))) { if (!has("diamond ring")) { set(f68); } else { v3 += 5; print("%m52diamonds.\""); set(f73); drop("diamond ring"); v207 = 1; } } if ((said("add","blond","bucks") || said("add","bucks") || said("buy","blond","bucks") || said("buy","bucks") || said("buy","blond","one","bucks") || said("buy","blond") || said("add","one","bucks","blond") || said("add","blond","one","bucks") || said("add","bucks","blond"))) { if (!isset(f97)) { print("\"Well, really. I'm not that kind of girl!!\""); v207 = 2; } else { if (v90 < 100) { print("\"Uh, gosh, Fawn,\" you mumble. \"I've only got %v90 bucks on me!\""); print("\"I'm sorry, but I'll need at least a hundred dollars,\" she says" "with a coy smile."); print("It appears Fawn has caught you a \"little short,\" Larry. Better" "try the casino, and hope for a run of good luck!"); print("You fervently hope she'll wait for your return."); print("Conveniently, she offers, \"I'll wait right here until you return.\""); print("Gee, Larry, this is working out swell."); v83 = 0; } else { v3 += 7; print("%m52money.\""); print("\"Thanks, Larry. You won't regret this. Meet me at the Marriage" "Chapel near the Casino in a few minutes. I'll get us a room. Hurry," "Larry, I can hardly wait!\""); v207 = 1; v83 = 0; v90 -= 100; set(f125); set(f79); set(f200); } } } if ((said("blond","married","i'm") || said("married","i'm") || said("married","blond") || said("ask","blond","catch","married") || said("ask","blond","married","i'm") || said("ask","about","about") || said("married","blond"))) { print("I AM the marrying type, but you must convince me."); v207 = 1; } if ((said("aim","blond","rol") || said("bite","blond","rol") || said("copulate","blond","rol") || said("embrace","blond","rol") || said("catch","blond") || said("caress","blond") || said("bite","blond") || said("aim","blond","below","desk") || said("caress","below","desk") || said("catch","ankle") || said("aim","ankle") || said("caress","blond","ankle") || said("caress","blond","ankle","below","desk") || said("catch","blond","ankle") || said("aim","boob","rol"))) { print("SLAP!"); v207 = 2; } if ((said("naked","blond") || said("ask","blond","about","copulate") || said("about","copulate","use","i'm") || said("copulate","rol") || said("make","blond") || said("anyword","clit","rol") || said("bite","blond","blond","holler") || said("anyword","boob","rol") || said("play","use","blond","boob") || said("catch","boob") || said("caress","boob"))) { print("SLAP!"); print("SLAP!\n\nSLAP!!"); v207 = 2; } if ((said("examine","blond","boob") || said("examine","boob","rol") || said("examine","body") || said("examine") || said("examine","boob"))) { print("\"Please,\" she says coyly, \"stop staring there.\""); v207 = 1; } Label1: v202--; if (v202 == 1) { toggle(f206); if (isset(f206)) { start.cycling(o4); random(6,18,v202); } else { stop.cycling(o4); set.cel(o4,0); random(11,33,v202); } } if (isset(f44)) { v203--; if (v203 == 1) { print("\"Bad breath's one thing, Larry, but you could knock a buzzard off a" "manure truck!!\""); } v206--; if (v206 == 1) { v207 = 0; } if (v207 != 255) { if (v207 == 0) { v202 = 2; } if (v207 == 1) { v206 = 5; set(f206); v202 = 22; start.cycling(o4); } if (v207 == 2) { v206 = 7; reset(f206); v202 = 0; stop.cycling(o4); set.cel(o4,0); } set.cel.v(o3,v207); force.update(o3); v207 = 255; } } if (isset(f71) && isset(f72) && isset(f73) && isset(f74)) { if (!isset(f97)) { set(f97); print("\"Oooh, you're so sweet. I just LOVE you! Larry, I want you to make" "wild, passionate love to me!\""); print("(All right, Larry. At last, you're gonna get lucky!!)"); print("She continues, \"But first, we must get married. I could never make" "love to a man not my husband. If you would loan me a hundred dollars," "I'd rent the Honeymoon Suite at the Casino Hotel for us. Then, after" "we're married, we'll celebrate there.\""); v83 = 30; } } if (isset(f44)) { v83--; if (v83 == 15) { print("\"Either give me some money, or I'll leave without you.\""); } if (v83 == 1) { print("\"That's it! See ya later, chump!\""); set(f200); set(f125); } } if (isset(f75)) { reset(f75); v65++; if (v65 == 1) { v207 = 1; print("%m52dancing. I thought you'd never ask! Come on!!\""); v67 = 6; } if (v65 == 2) { set(f200); } } if (v2 == 3) { v76 = 23; } if (isset(f200)) { reset(f48); v76 = 24; } return(); // Messages #message 1 "The disco is filled with remarkably similar guys, all looking for girls." #message 2 "What a knock-out! She has bright blue eyes, and a dazzling smile. Your eyes roam her body, and what you see, you like. She's sensational!!" #message 3 "Larry, this MUST be love!" #message 4 "\"Please,\" she says coyly, \"stop staring there.\"" #message 5 "Perhaps they're waiting for Fawn to return." #message 6 "Not now, you're busy." #message 7 "%m52dancing. I thought you'd never ask! Come on!!\"" #message 8 "" #message 9 "%m52roses.\"" #message 10 "%m52candy.\"" #message 11 "%m52diamonds.\"" #message 12 "It appears Fawn has caught you a \"little short,\" Larry. Better try the casino, and hope for a run of good luck!" #message 13 "\"Well, really. I'm not that kind of girl!!\"" #message 14 "%m52money.\"" #message 15 "\"Thanks, Larry. You won't regret this. Meet me at the Marriage Chapel near the Casino in a few minutes. I'll get us a room. Hurry, Larry, I can hardly wait!\"" #message 16 "\"Oooh, you're so sweet. I just LOVE you! Larry, I want you to make wild, passionate love to me!\"" #message 17 "(All right, Larry. At last, you're gonna get lucky!!)" #message 18 "She continues, \"But first, we must get married. I could never make love to a man not my husband. If you would loan me a hundred dollars, I'd rent the Honeymoon Suite at the Casino Hotel for us. Then, after we're married, we'll celebrate there.\"" #message 19 "\"You seem like a sweet, old-fashioned kind of guy,\" she says with a beautiful smile." #message 20 "\"What! At a time like this?!\"" #message 21 "\"Either give me some money, or I'll leave without you.\"" #message 22 "\"That's it! See ya later, chump!\"" #message 23 "\"Hi ya, Baby. What say you and me get it on?\"" #message 24 "Those beautiful eyes tell you this doll requires more than your usual smooth talk." #message 25 "\"Bad breath's one thing, Larry, but you could knock a buzzard off a manure truck!!\"" #message 26 "She smiles and says, \"I'm just a girl who can't say no..." #message 27 "(All right, Larry; this is what you've been waiting for!)" #message 28 "\"...to nice presents,\" she concludes." #message 29 "Her hair is beautiful, not thinning like some people we know." #message 30 "\"So what?\"" #message 31 "Her lips are moist and inviting, but remember that you also thought that about old Mrs. Bradley, your homeroom teacher!" #message 32 "\"What's your name, beautiful?\" you ask." #message 33 "\"Fawn,\" she replies." #message 34 "Somehow you knew that." #message 35 "\"I'm sorry, but I'll need at least a hundred dollars,\" she says with a coy smile." #message 36 "You fervently hope she'll wait for your return." #message 37 "Conveniently, she offers, \"I'll wait right here until you return.\"" #message 38 "I AM the marrying type, but you must convince me." #message 39 "\"How nice,\" she says, \"I love me, too.\"" #message 40 "The dance floor is lit from below with brightly colored lights. It is presently unused." #message 41 "Evidently every guy here has been turned down by the only girl in the place. Her beauty has them frozen in their tracks." #message 42 "There isn't one. This place is run by computer. (Besides, at this time of night DJ should be home with Chris.)" #message 43 "\"Say, Larry,\" she chuckles, glancing downward, \"is that a pez dispenser in your pocket, or are you just lonely?\"" #message 44 "\"Perhaps we shall,\" she replies, \"if you play your cards right!\"" #message 46 "\"Get lost, creep.\"" #message 47 "\"Hey, sweetheart. What's your sign?\" you ask her." #message 48 "\"Octagonal,\" she replies. \"Like in 'STOP!'\"" #message 49 "\"My name is Larry,\" you offer. \"Larry Laffer.\"" #message 50 "\"I'd really like to get to know you better,\" you say. \"What kind of girl are you, anyway?\"" #message 51 "(Oops.)" #message 52 "\"Oooh, you're so sweet. I just love " #message 57 "Funny, this is a dry club." #message 58 "\"So, how about it, Larry?\" Fawn says in her petite voice. \"May I have a measly hundred bucks, or not?\"" #message 59 "\"Not again. That trip through the ceiling gave me a headache!\"" #message 60 "SLAP!" #message 61 "SLAP!\n\nSLAP!!" #message 63 "They seem to be staring at something they all want." #message 64 "\"Uh, gosh, Fawn,\" you mumble. \"I've only got %v90 bucks on me!\"" #message 65 "Gee, Larry, this is working out swell."