if (isset(f5)) {
  set.horizon(99);
  load.pic(v0);
  draw.pic(v0);
  discard.pic(v0);
  load.sound(21);
  load.view(56);
  load.view(51);
  load.view(54);
  load.view(53);
  load.view(52);
  load.view(49);
  load.view(55);
  add.to.pic(55,0,0,81,69,4,4);
  discard.view(55);
  add.to.pic(53,0,0,112,128,11,0);
  add.to.pic(53,0,1,101,128,11,0);
  animate.obj(o1);
  ignore.blocks(o1);
  ignore.objs(o1);
  position(o1,142,150);
  set.view(o1,56);
  set.cel(o1,0);
  set.priority(o1,11);
  draw(o1);
  v52 = 3;
  cycle.time(o1,v52);
  stop.update(o1);
  animate.obj(o2);
  set.view(o2,51);
  set.loop(o2,0);
  fix.loop(o2);
  set.cel(o2,0);
  set.priority(o2,12);
  position(o2,143,110);
  animate.obj(o3);
  ignore.horizon(o3);
  position(o3,66,66);
  set.view(o3,51);
  set.loop(o3,1);
  fix.loop(o3);
  set.cel(o3,0);
  draw(o3);
  cycle.time(o3,v85);
  animate.obj(o4);
  ignore.blocks(o4);
  ignore.objs(o4);
  set.view(o4,51);
  set.loop(o4,2);
  fix.loop(o4);
  set.cel(o4,1);
  position(o4,16,128);
  set.priority(o4,11);
  draw(o4);
  stop.update(o4);
  animate.obj(o5);
  ignore.blocks(o5);
  ignore.objs(o5);
  set.view(o5,53);
  set.loop(o5,1);
  set.cel(o5,0);
  set.priority(o5,11);
  position(o5,65,128);
  draw(o5);
  cycle.time(o5,v85);
  animate.obj(o6);
  ignore.blocks(o6);
  set.view(o6,54);
  set.loop(o6,1);
  set.priority(o6,11);
  position(o6,77,128);
  draw(o6);
  animate.obj(o7);
  set.view(o7,49);
  set.loop(o7,0);
  set.cel(o7,0);
  position(o7,106,101);
  draw(o7);
  stop.update(o7);
  if (v1 == 16) {
    v38 = 141;
    v39 = 148;
  }
  else {
    if (v1 == 14) {
      v38 = 39;
      v39 = 108;
    }
    else {
      v38 = 76;
      v39 = 167;
    }
  }
  position.v(o0,v38,v39);
  draw(o0);
  random(15,32,v201);
  random(4,32,v202);
  random(15,32,v203);
  show.pic();
  return();
}
if (posn(o0,45,120,133,159)) {
  set.priority(o0,12);
}
else {
  release.priority(o0);
}
reset(f203);
if (posn(o0,0,117,33,131)) {
  set(f203);
}
reset(f204);
if (posn(o0,55,0,78,136)) {
  set(f204);
  set(f69);
}
reset(f205);
if (posn(o0,71,0,87,136)) {
  set(f205);
  set(f69);
}
reset(f206);
if (posn(o0,85,0,99,136)) {
  set(f206);
}
reset(f207);
if (posn(o0,94,0,124,136)) {
  set(f207);
  set(f69);
}
reset(f208);
if (posn(o0,132,137,149,154)) {
  set(f208);
}
if (!isset(f2)) {
  goto(Label1);
}
if (v206 != 3) {
  if (said("al sent me")) {
    print("So what?");
  }
}
else {
  set(f209);
  if (said("al sent me")) {
    v206 = 100;
    v205 = 0;
  }
  set(f4);
  v9 = 0;
}
if ((said("ask","anyword","password") ||
    said("ask","password"))) {
  if (!isset(f69)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("\"Ya got me!\"");
  }
}
if ((said("unbolt","door") ||
    said("increase","door"))) {
  if (!isset(f208)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("The door is locked. And, there is no key.");
  }
}
if ((said("examine","hole","rol") ||
    said("look in","hole","rol") ||
    said("examine","door") ||
    said("look in","door") ||
    said("examine","glass","rol") ||
    said("look in","glass","rol"))) {
  print("The peephole is locked from the inside.");
}
if ((said("break","down","door") ||
    said("break","door","rol") ||
    said("beat","door"))) {
  if (!isset(f208)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("My, aren't we the little savage! Didn't your mother teach you"
          "anything?");
  }
}
if (said("bang","rol")) {
  if (!isset(f208)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    if (v206 > 0) {
      print("Patience, Larry; patience!");
    }
    else {
      print("You rap loudly on the naugahyde door. You wonder how many naugas"
            "had to give their all just to decorate this sleazehole.");
      v205 = 3;
    }
  }
}
if ((said("unbolt","door","rol") ||
    said("use","key","rol"))) {
  if (!isset(f208)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("You can't. There's no key in this game!");
  }
}
if ((said("examine") ||
    said("examine","area") ||
    said("examine","bar"))) {
  print("This is the sleaziest bar you've ever been in. And you've been in quite"
        "a few.");
}
if ((said("tip","bartender") ||
    said("add","bartender","bucks") ||
    said("add","bucks","bartender") ||
    said("add","tip","bartender"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    if (v90 <= 4) {
      print("You don't have enough money!");
    }
    else {
      v211++;
      v90 -= 5;
      if (v211 == 1) {
        print("\"Double down on eleven.\"");
      }
      if (v211 == 2) {
        print("\"If you're short of money, you could always try gambling at the"
              "casino.\"");
      }
      if (v211 == 3) {
        print("\"If you're bored hanging around my place, try hailing a cab"
              "outside.\"");
      }
      if (v211 == 4) {
        print("\"Have you talked to Sierra On-Line lately?\"");
      }
      if (v211 > 4) {
        print("\"Guys tell me I need to clean my rest room walls.\"");
      }
    }
  }
}
if (said("examine","bartender")) {
  print("He appears to be perverted, twisted and sick!");
  print("You instantly take a liking to him.");
}
if (said("buy","bartender","bite")) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    print("\"No, thanks,\" Lefty replies. \"I don't drink.\"");
  }
}
if (said("buy","drinks")) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    if (!isset(f216)) {
      set(f216);
      print("\"Ok,\" says Lefty, \"but that'll cost ya $%v90.00!\"");
    }
    else {
      v90 = 0;
      print("The last of the big time spenders, you go down in a blaze of glory,"
            "ordering drinks for everybody in the place.");
    }
  }
}
if ((said("add","bartender","bucks") ||
    said("add","bucks","bartender") ||
    said("buy","bartender") ||
    said("bribe","bartender"))) {
  print("\"I'll not help you,\" says Lefty, \"no matter how much you offer me!\"");
}
if (said("examine","moose")) {
  print("It's an antique, left over from \"King's Quest III.\"");
}
if (said("examine","blond")) {
  print("She may not be a great looker, but think of the muscles in that leg.");
}
if ((said("examine","bouncer") ||
    said("examine","customers"))) {
  print("They're just sitting at the bar, drinking their livers into oblivion.");
}
if (said("examine","ceiling fan")) {
  print("It's just going around in circles...");
  print("...like your life.");
}
if (said("examine","art")) {
  print("You don't know much about art, but you do know what you like!");
}
if ((said("aim","blond") ||
    said("aim","blond","ankle") ||
    said("aim","ankle") ||
    said("examine","ankle") ||
    said("caress","ankle") ||
    said("caress","blond","ankle") ||
    said("caress","blond"))) {
  if (!isset(f204)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("SLAP!");
  }
}
if ((said("catch","blond") ||
    said("ask","blond","dance") ||
    said("dance","use","blond") ||
    said("buy","blond","bite") ||
    said("embrace","blond") ||
    said("ask","blond"))) {
  if (!isset(f204)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("\"Hi there, lovely legs!\" you say sweetly. \"My name's Larry; Larry"
          "Laffer.\"");
    print("\"Who cares,\" she replies sarcastically. \"Stop bugging me, or I'll"
          "have my boy friend take care of you when he gets back from the rest"
          "room!\"");
    print("Looks like you're operating at your standard level of charm, Larry.");
  }
}
if ((said("hear","bouncer") ||
    said("ask","bouncer"))) {
  if ((isset(f205) ||
      v30 == 7)) {
    print("He has nothing to say, but says it continuously.");
  }
  else {
    if (isset(f207)) {
      print("They have no comment.");
    }
    else {
      set(f54);
    }
  }
}
if ((said("examine","juke") ||
    said("look in","juke"))) {
  if (!isset(f203)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("Gee, Dad. It's a Wurlitzer!");
  }
}
if ((said("play","juke") ||
    said("use","juke") ||
    said("play","music") ||
    said("add","anyword","bucks","juke") ||
    said("add","bucks","juke") ||
    said("add","bucks","juke"))) {
  if (!isset(f203)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    print("You insert a dollar into the juke box, and select a suitably sleazy"
          "song.");
    v90 -= 1;
    set(f210);
  }
}
if ((said("use","hammer","door") ||
    said("increase","door","use","hammer") ||
    said("beat","door","use","hammer") ||
    said("use","hammer","increase","door") ||
    said("use","hammer","door") ||
    said("use","hammer","on","door") ||
    said("hammer","on","door"))) {
  if (!isset(f208)) {
    set(f54);
  }
  else {
    if (!has("hammer")) {
      set(f68);
    }
    else {
      print("The naugahyde bounces the hammer back, grazing your scalp but"
            "slightly.");
    }
  }
}
if ((said("buy","bite") ||
    said("buy","bite","bouncer") ||
    said("buy","bouncer","bite") ||
    said("buy","bite") ||
    said("bite") ||
    said("ask","bartender"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("You'd better sit down first.");
  }
  else {
    print("You greet the bartender.\n\n\"What'll it be,\" Lefty responds,"
          "\"whiskey, wine or beer?\"");
  }
}
if ((said("champagne") ||
    said("add","i'm","champagne") ||
    said("catch","champagne") ||
    said("buy","champagne"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    if (v65 > 0 &&
        v65 < 5) {
      print("Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!");
    }
    else {
      print("\"May I please have a glass of your delicate white zinfandel,"
            "sir?\" you ask Lefty.");
      print("Hey, was that your voice?");
      set(f213);
      v65 = 0;
      set(f75);
    }
  }
}
if ((said("beer") ||
    said("add","i'm","beer") ||
    said("catch","beer") ||
    said("buy","beer"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    if (v65 > 0 &&
        v65 < 5) {
      print("Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!");
    }
    else {
      print("\"Gimme a mug o' beer!\" you order Lefty.");
      set(f212);
      v65 = 0;
      set(f75);
    }
  }
}
if ((said("booze") ||
    said("add","i'm","booze") ||
    said("catch","booze") ||
    said("champagne") ||
    said("add","i'm","champagne") ||
    said("catch","champagne") ||
    said("buy","champagne") ||
    said("buy","booze"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    if (v65 > 0 &&
        v65 < 5) {
      print("Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!");
    }
    else {
      print("\"Sorry, we don't sell them sissy drinks here,\" says Lefty. \"We"
            "got whiskey, wine and beer. What do you want?\"");
    }
  }
}
if ((said("burn","beer") ||
    said("add","i'm","burn","beer") ||
    said("catch","burn","beer") ||
    said("buy","burn","beer"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    if (v65 > 0 &&
        v65 < 5) {
      print("Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!");
    }
    else {
      print("You mean to say you're playing a 3-D adventure game, and all you"
            "want is LIGHT beer??");
    }
  }
}
if ((said("shot") ||
    said("add","i'm","shot") ||
    said("catch","shot") ||
    said("buy","shot"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention.");
  }
  else {
    if (v65 > 0 &&
        v65 < 5) {
      print("Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!");
    }
    else {
      print("\"I'll have a glass of your fine, well whiskey!\" you tell Lefty.");
      set(f211);
      v65 = 0;
      set(f75);
    }
  }
}
if (said("bite","shot")) {
  if (!has("glass of whiskey")) {
    set(f68);
  }
  else {
    if (v30 != 7) {
      print("It's not good etiquette to drink standing up.");
    }
    else {
      set(f215);
      drop("glass of whiskey");
      print("The whiskey burns its way down your throat. You vow to never again"
            "buy a \"well\" brand.");
    }
  }
}
if ((said("rest") ||
    said("rest","down") ||
    said("rest","bar") ||
    said("copulate","bench") ||
    said("copulate","bar","bench") ||
    said("catch","on","bench") ||
    said("rest","on","bench") ||
    said("rest","on","bar","bench") ||
    said("rest","down","on","bench") ||
    said("rest","down","on","bar","bench") ||
    said("rest","bar","bench") ||
    said("rest","bench"))) {
  if (v30 == 7) {
    print("You are sitting.");
  }
  else {
    if (!isset(f206)) {
      set(f54);
    }
    else {
      v30 = 7;
      ignore.blocks(o0);
      set.view(o0,53);
      set.loop(o0,2);
      reposition.to(o0,90,128);
      stop.motion(o0);
      set(f85);
      stop.cycling(o6);
      v204 = 15;
      v203 = 0;
    }
  }
}
if ((said("board","bench") ||
    said("board","bar","bench") ||
    said("catch","off","bench") ||
    said("catch","off","bar","bench") ||
    said("catch","up") ||
    said("catch","off") ||
    said("catch","down") ||
    said("get up","up") ||
    said("get up"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("You are standing.");
  }
  else {
    if (v65 > 0 &&
        v65 < 5) {
      print("Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!");
    }
    else {
      set.view(o0,0);
      start.motion(o0);
      reset(f85);
      observe.blocks(o0);
      reposition.to(o0,90,131);
      set.loop(o6,1);
      stop.cycling(o6);
      random(24,32,v203);
      v204 = 0;
      if (v209 <= 0) {
        v30 = 0;
      }
      else {
        v30 = 8;
        set(f48);
        prevent.input();
        print("You feel a little light-headed.");
      }
    }
  }
}
if ((said("embrace","off","rol") ||
    said("bull shit","rol") ||
    said("bull shit","rol") ||
    said("board","copulate","rol") ||
    said("close","up","rol") ||
    said("catch","lost","rol"))) {
  if (v30 != 7) {
    print("\"Same to ya!\" shouts Lefty.");
  }
  else {
    current.loop(o6,v52);
    if (v52 != 0) {
      print("He's not bothering you now; leave him alone, you big bully!");
    }
    else {
      print("\"Cram it, clown!\" you tell the bore on the stool next to you!");
      set.loop(o6,1);
      stop.cycling(o6);
      reset(f202);
      random(123,234,v203);
      random(44,88,v204);
    }
  }
}
Label1:
if (isset(f44)) {
  v200--;
  if (v200 == 1 &&
      !isset(f9)) {
    set(f52);
  }
  v201--;
  if (v201 == 1) {
    toggle(f201);
    if (isset(f201)) {
      random(4,12,v201);
      start.update(o7);
      wander(o7);
    }
    else {
      random(12,33,v201);
      set.loop(o7,2);
      force.update(o7);
      stop.update(o7);
    }
  }
  v205--;
  if (v205 == 1) {
    set(f209);
  }
  if (v30 == 8) {
    v209--;
    if (v209 == 41) {
      print("Boy, are you drunk!");
    }
    if (v209 == 1) {
      v209--;
      v208 = 0;
      accept.input();
      release.loop(o0);
      player.control();
      reset(f85);
      v30 = 0;
      reset(f48);
      print("Shaking your head, you clear away the cobwebs and are able to once"
            "again walk in your standard, studly style.");
    }
  }
  v204--;
  if (v204 == 7) {
    set.loop(o6,0);
    start.cycling(o6);
  }
  if (v204 == 1) {
    if (isset(f108)) {
      v204 = 4;
    }
    else {
      random(20,45,v204);
      stop.cycling(o6);
      if ((!isset(f221) ||
          !isset(f222) ||
          !isset(f223) ||
          !isset(f224) ||
          !isset(f225) ||
          !isset(f226) ||
          !isset(f227) ||
          !isset(f228) ||
          !isset(f229))) {
Label2:
        random(11,19,v210);
        v52 = v210;
        v52 += 210;
        if (issetv(v52)) {
          goto(Label2);
        }
        set.v(v52);
        print("\"...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...\"");
        print.v(v210);
        print("\"Har, har!!\"");
      }
    }
  }
}
v203--;
if (v203 == 1) {
  random(23,45,v203);
  toggle(f202);
  if (isset(f202)) {
    start.cycling(o6);
  }
  else {
    stop.cycling(o6);
  }
}
if (isset(f75)) {
  reset(f75);
  v65++;
  if (v65 == 1) {
    v201 = 0;
    start.update(o7);
    move.obj(o7,106,102,1,f75);
  }
  if (v65 == 2) {
    set.loop(o7,2);
    stop.update(o7);
    force.update(o7);
    v67 = 4;
  }
  if (v65 == 3) {
    start.update(o7);
    move.obj(o7,90,102,1,f75);
  }
  if (v65 == 4) {
    set.loop(o7,2);
    stop.update(o7);
    force.update(o7);
    v67 = 3;
  }
  if (v65 == 5) {
    print("\"That'll be $3.00, please.\"");
    if (v90 <= 2) {
      print("\"I'm presently a little short,\" you stammer.");
      print("\"Yeah, and not just in the financial department, I bet!\" he"
            "replies, grabbing back your order.");
      v65 = 6;
    }
    else {
      start.update(o7);
      move.obj(o7,119,99,1,f75);
      print("You flip three bucks onto the counter.");
      v90 -= 3;
      if (isset(f211)) {
        reset(f211);
        if (has("glass of whiskey")) {
          set(f215);
          print("Since you can only balance one open glass of whiskey at a time,"
                "you toss this one down immediately.");
        }
        else {
          if (!isset(f94)) {
            set(f94);
            v3 += 1;
          }
          get("glass of whiskey");
          print("You don't drink the whiskey, but instead, decide to carry it"
                "with you wherever you go, precariously balanced in an open shot"
                "glass.");
        }
      }
      if (isset(f212)) {
        reset(f212);
        set(f215);
        print("You down the beer in your pseudo-macho style, and slam the mug"
              "back on the bar.");
      }
      if (isset(f213)) {
        reset(f213);
        set(f215);
        print("You delicately sip the wine until it's all gone.\n\nYou tell"
              "Lefty, \"I find this impudent and sassy, with the slightest hint"
              "of impertinence.\"");
        print("He gazes at you longingly and moistens his lips!");
      }
    }
  }
  if (v65 == 6) {
    v65 = 0;
    set.loop(o7,3);
    stop.update(o7);
    force.update(o7);
    reset(f201);
    v201 = 5;
  }
}
v202--;
if (v202 == 1) {
  random(10,22,v202);
  toggle(f200);
  if (isset(f200)) {
    start.cycling(o5);
  }
  else {
    stop.cycling(o5);
  }
}
if (isset(f209)) {
  reset(f209);
  v206++;
  if (v206 == 1) {
    draw(o2);
    end.of.loop(o2,f209);
  }
  if (v206 == 2) {
    stop.update(o2);
    v205 = 3;
  }
  if (v206 == 3) {
    print("\"Yeah. Whatsda passwoid?\"");
    v205 = 12;
  }
  if (v206 == 4) {
    print("\"Scram, dog breath!\"");
    start.update(o2);
    reverse.loop(o2,f209);
  }
  if (v206 == 5) {
    erase(o2);
    v206 = 0;
    v205 = 0;
  }
  if (v206 == 101) {
    print("\"Come on in!\"");
    stop.motion(o0);
    set(f85);
    start.update(o2);
    reverse.loop(o2,f209);
  }
  if (v206 == 102) {
    erase(o2);
    start.update(o1);
    end.of.loop(o1,f209);
  }
  if (v206 == 103) {
    v76 = 16;
  }
}
if (isset(f52)) {
  reset(f52);
  set.cel(o4,1);
  stop.update(o4);
  force.update(o4);
}
if (isset(f210)) {
  reset(f210);
  start.update(o4);
  sound(21,f52);
  if (!isset(f9)) {
    reset(f52);
    random(8,12,v200);
    start.update(o4);
  }
}
if (isset(f215)) {
  reset(f215);
  shake.screen(1);
  if (v209 <= 0) {
    v209 = 5;
    v208 = 10;
    print("Suddenly you feel a little woozy.");
  }
  else {
    print("This one tastes even better than the last. One more sounds like a"
          "good idea.");
    if (v209 < 120) {
      v209 += v209;
    }
  }
}
if (v30 == 8) {
  if (v6 != 0) {
    v208--;
    if (v208 == 1) {
      toggle(f214);
      if (!isset(f214)) {
        reset(f85);
        release.loop(o0);
        v208 = 7;
      }
      else {
        set(f85);
        fix.loop(o0);
Label3:
        random(1,8,v52);
        if (v52 == v6) {
          goto(Label3);
        }
        v6 = v52;
        v208 = 5;
      }
    }
  }
}
if (v2 == 1) {
  v76 = 14;
}
if (v2 == 3) {
  v76 = 11;
}
return();

// Messages
#message 1 "This is the sleaziest bar you've ever been in. And you've been in quite a few."
#message 2 "You are standing."
#message 3 "You are sitting."
#message 4 "You insert a dollar into the juke box, and select a suitably sleazy song."
#message 5 "You rap loudly on the naugahyde door. You wonder how many naugas had to give their all just to decorate this sleazehole."
#message 6 "So what?"
#message 7 "\"Yeah. Whatsda passwoid?\""
#message 8 "\"Scram, dog breath!\""
#message 9 "\"Come on in!\""
#message 10 "\"...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...\""
#message 11 "\"...a lotta guys just leave her hanging in a tree somewhere!\""
#message 12 "\"...'cause Thursday's your night in the barrel!\""
#message 13 "\"...just think of the money he saved!\""
#message 14 "\"...and there stood the pig and the cow!\""
#message 15 "\"...dammit Liza, doncha know ya own reflection?\""
#message 16 "\"...we are coming back this way, aren't we?\""
#message 17 "\"...You idiot! I said POSSE!!\""
#message 18 "\"...nobody can eat THAT much ice cream!\""
#message 19 "\"...25 bucks, same as in town!\""
#message 20 "You'd better sit down first."
#message 21 "You greet the bartender.\n\n\"What'll it be,\" Lefty responds, \"whiskey, wine or beer?\""
#message 22 "\"I'll have a glass of your fine, well whiskey!\" you tell Lefty."
#message 23 "\"Gimme a mug o' beer!\" you order Lefty."
#message 24 "\"That'll be $3.00, please.\""
#message 25 "You flip three bucks onto the counter."
#message 26 "\"I'm presently a little short,\" you stammer."
#message 27 "\"Yeah, and not just in the financial department, I bet!\" he replies, grabbing back your order."
#message 28 "You down the beer in your pseudo-macho style, and slam the mug back on the bar."
#message 29 "You delicately sip the wine until it's all gone.\n\nYou tell Lefty, \"I find this impudent and sassy, with the slightest hint of impertinence.\""
#message 30 "He gazes at you longingly and moistens his lips!"
#message 31 "Suddenly you feel a little woozy."
#message 32 "This one tastes even better than the last. One more sounds like a good idea."
#message 33 "Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention."
#message 34 "It's not good etiquette to drink standing up."
#message 35 "Since you can only balance one open glass of whiskey at a time, you toss this one down immediately."
#message 36 "\"May I please have a glass of your delicate white zinfandel, sir?\" you ask Lefty."
#message 37 "Hey, was that your voice?"
#message 38 "You don't drink the whiskey, but instead, decide to carry it with you wherever you go, precariously balanced in an open shot glass."
#message 39 "The whiskey burns its way down your throat. You vow to never again buy a \"well\" brand."
#message 40 "Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!"
#message 41 "You feel a little light-headed."
#message 42 "Shaking your head, you clear away the cobwebs and are able to once again walk in your standard, studly style."
#message 43 "\"Cram it, clown!\" you tell the bore on the stool next to you!"
#message 44 "\"Same to ya!\" shouts Lefty."
#message 45 "It's an antique, left over from \"King's Quest III.\""
#message 46 "Patience, Larry; patience!"
#message 47 "The door is locked. And, there is no key."
#message 48 "She may not be a great looker, but think of the muscles in that leg."
#message 49 "It's just going around in circles..."
#message 50 "...like your life."
#message 51 "You don't know much about art, but you do know what you like!"
#message 52 "You mean to say you're playing a 3-D adventure game, and all you want is LIGHT beer??"
#message 53 "They're just sitting at the bar, drinking their livers into oblivion."
#message 54 "\"Sorry, we don't sell them sissy drinks here,\" says Lefty. \"We got whiskey, wine and beer. What do you want?\""
#message 55 "My, aren't we the little savage! Didn't your mother teach you anything?"
#message 56 "\"Who cares,\" she replies sarcastically. \"Stop bugging me, or I'll have my boy friend take care of you when he gets back from the rest room!\""
#message 57 "Looks like you're operating at your standard level of charm, Larry."
#message 58 "\"Har, har!!\""
#message 59 "He has nothing to say, but says it continuously."
#message 60 "\"Hi there, lovely legs!\" you say sweetly. \"My name's Larry; Larry Laffer.\""
#message 61 "They have no comment."
#message 62 "He's not bothering you now; leave him alone, you big bully!"
#message 63 "You can't. There's no key in this game!"
#message 64 "Gee, Dad. It's a Wurlitzer!"
#message 65 "The peephole is locked from the inside."
#message 66 "Boy, are you drunk!"
#message 67 "SLAP!"
#message 68 "\"Ya got me!\""
#message 69 "\"No, thanks,\" Lefty replies. \"I don't drink.\""
#message 70 "\"Ok,\" says Lefty, \"but that'll cost ya $%v90.00!\""
#message 71 "The last of the big time spenders, you go down in a blaze of glory, ordering drinks for everybody in the place."
#message 72 "\"I'll not help you,\" says Lefty, \"no matter how much you offer me!\""
#message 73 "The naugahyde bounces the hammer back, grazing your scalp but slightly."
#message 74 "You flip a fiver out on the bar. Lefty grabs it, smiles, and says, \"Hey, thanks buddy! "
#message 75 "%m74"
#message 76 "You don't have enough money!"
#message 77 "\"Double down on eleven.\""
#message 78 "\"If you're short of money, you could always try gambling at the casino.\""
#message 79 "\"If you're bored hanging around my place, try hailing a cab outside.\""
#message 80 "\"Have you talked to Sierra On-Line lately?\""
#message 81 "\"Guys tell me I need to clean my rest room walls.\""
#message 82 "He appears to be perverted, twisted and sick!"
#message 83 "You instantly take a liking to him."